I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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