So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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