It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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