How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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