You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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