id be glad to
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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