happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
is that a dick in a sweater?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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