my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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