There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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