Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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