i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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