i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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