You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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