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ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo

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(914): ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo http://tfl.nu/67fe

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(443): View more from Maryland

so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse

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so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though

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(443): so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse (914): so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though http://tfl.nu/1ux5

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I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.

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(713): I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here. http://tfl.nu/xixg

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I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......

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(651): I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me...... http://tfl.nu/ywt3

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(716): View more from New York

how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?

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(716): how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page? http://tfl.nu/st43

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(646): View more from New York

when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.

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(646): when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed. http://tfl.nu/4c6n

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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.

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(859): You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower. http://tfl.nu/ss7c

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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.

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(920): I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters. http://tfl.nu/cy91

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice

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(908): I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice http://tfl.nu/gs1d

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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.

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(201): This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag. http://tfl.nu/iwnq

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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?

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(214): How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink? http://tfl.nu/kd28

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(206): View more from Washington

The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.

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(206): The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry. http://tfl.nu/174k

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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin

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(608): Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin http://tfl.nu/qc7j

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(315): View more from New York

Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?

(540): View more from Virginia

Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude

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(315): Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time? (540): Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude http://tfl.nu/szgw

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(330): View more from Ohio

i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.

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(330): i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame. http://tfl.nu/xq0z

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