What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Stuck it in his pooper.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.