I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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