Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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