Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
There's always time for handjobs
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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