I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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