hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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