So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
i think my cat just said my name.
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Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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