Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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