So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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