how hairy? two words: wookie tits
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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