he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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