Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
dude. I can hear the air.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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