4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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