he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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