Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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