sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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