it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I believe in your delicious
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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