i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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