I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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