How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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