she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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