So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
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so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.