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• (513): View more from Ohio

  So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  giving yourself 2 days to recover i see

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  I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.

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  By 8 I mean 9.

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  And by 9 I mean 10.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.

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  Just realized these events may be related.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment

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