Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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