did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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