I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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