I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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