I'm going to jail i love you
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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