idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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