Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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