and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
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Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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