No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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