Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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