Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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