What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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