I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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