so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Can I color on your dick again?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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