Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Someone signed my nipple.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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