Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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