How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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