Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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